Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday fun list

You know you are an adult when...

  • t shirts with holes are no longer acceptable to wear in public
  • your pajama pants are not your weekday wardrobe staple anymore.  I personally make up for this by wearing them all weekend...reminds me that getting dressed is overrated.
  • you start to agree with your mother ::shudder::
  • you do the dishes voluntarily just to make the house look nice
  • you openly and unconsciously spout phrases like "a clean house is a happy house" and in response to the infamous "why" question that children like oh, so much "because I said so, that's why" and my favorite lately "you know better than that!"
  • you no longer bring up stories that start with "I was so drunk on Friday night" and currently question your friends about brands of diapers, formula and pottytraining tricks and tactics
  • your shopping list is no longer cereal, chips, pop tarts and beer
  • you enjoy going to work
  • you keep track of your IRA/401k/503c/OPERS account and dream of another 28 years
  • a lunch date with your girlfriends for delicious, delicious sushi is the highlight of your week
  • eating a small french fry from McDonalds makes your ass jiggle for a week
  • when you realize that fast food is making you FAT and you have to stop
  • having sex is your cardio activity
  • buying new household items like rugs and pots and pans delight you in the way that a freshly tapped keg or Mr. Spots delivering natty light and thebestfucking waffle fries to your door at 1:30 am on a Saturday
  • dinner out is less Subway and more Trotter's Tavern
  • you get delighted by a healthy salad for dinner
  • you long to be a child again and have the summers off of life
  • you realize that being an adult isnt candy and rainbows as you thought it was when you were 6

1 comment:

Brittany said...

Um, what's wrong with a nice healthy salad and some shiny new pans!?!?