Friday, July 10, 2009

75% and radiation

I took advantage of the Giant Eagle Breyers ice cream sale - picked up 6 containers for only $6!

Then I picked up 13 boxes of Kellogg's cereal for only $.50 per box! It isn't as fabulous as my free cereal deal in May but $.50 is much better than $4.

I managed to save 75% on my final bill and only paid $ amazing. Cannot believe I haven't been shopping like this for years now.

There isn't anything noteworthy going on this weekend unless you are as excited as I am that I am going to reorganize the stockpile storage pantry.

You say this bores you greatly?

Fine by me.
I get off doing sick shit like reorganizing closets and pantries. I have some fundamental defect that allows me to stare at empty shelves and see fun putting jars of spaghetti sauce in rows. And I would even spin this into a business if I could...I would come to your house and organize the fuck outta your closets, your garage and your dressers. I used to go over to my moms house and clean out her freezer/fridge and her pantry because they were so nasty to look at that I just couldnt take it anymore. Wasnt my house and she didnt mind the clutter. But I had to do it, like some twisted OCD ritual.
And it totally helps that I rock at it too.

If people think I am weird or just plain bat shit crazy because I like to have a plethora of food in the house as a fail safe then I guess I wont be inviting them over to dinner when the nukes drop and the only person on the block with enough food to last through the radiation stage where we all grow tails in the middle of our backs and our toes fall off is me...then fine. Wont make me loose sleep at night. Mostly because I think the radiation would make us nocturnal. Which would be SO much better for most women...we wouldnt have to wear as much makeup because almost everyone looks sultry in the moonlight.

And who doesnt want to look sultry with no toes and a tail while eating spaghetti, ice cream and cereal at 4am?

1 comment:

Ashley said...

LMAO Once again, you never fail to make me laugh! Ok, (a) what do you do with 13 boxes of cereal??? Especially, since you had so many from you May purchases? And (b)I know what you should be if you enjoy the organizing and cleaning and stuff. A MAID! LOL ;-) You can come to my house . . . I need help!!